Sunday, October 26, 2014

Food Disservice

As someone in food service i can honestly say that there is no worse feeling in the world than when a group of kids orders a pizza and several minutes later, i walk toward their table wielding a delicious, cheesy pizza as their eyes gaze at the spherical tray as they are looking at the Sistine Chapel. And their mouths water like a bunch of hyenas who have spotted an old giraffe with a bad knee bcuz he is a retired GFL superstar. My speedy walk towards the group barely even sl...ows as i deliver the pizza to the table behind them causing them to right then and their lose all faith in the U.S Government, the trustworthiness of car dealership salesmen and the timeliness of the people at the DMV. I then receive a facial expression of sadness and disbelief that would make someone think that i had just punched that childs imaginary friend square in the face

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