Monday, May 23, 2016

That is the Question

Just saw an ad on the side of Google that said “learn 3 questions that will make her want to kiss you.” Ladies, correct me if I’m wrong:
1.“Will you marry me?”
2.“Is that a new (hairstyle/outfit/piece of jewelry or some observation that implies that you somewhat pay attention)?
3.“My family went out to eat last night and there’s some leftover (insert the name of her favorite food here) in the fridge, do you want the rest?”
And there’s actually a 4th one that these “relationship geniuses” didn’t pick up on
4.“Is it OK if I wear a Ryan Gosling mask with a cut-out where the mouth goes on our date tonight?

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