Create Your Own Amusement.... Park

Several thoughts on amusement parks: You spend 2 hours in line to experience about two minutes of fun. So over the course of an 8 hour day you've spent 8 minutes enjoying yourself and 7 hours and 52 minutes watching the pre-teen and early teen "couples" in front of you check each other for cavities in the weirdest way I've ever seen. (and the reason I say "couples" is because if the majority of your fights revolve around which Disney channel show to watch, you are not a couple) Lastly, one of my favorite thing to watch and listen in on is the parent trying to talk their son or daughter into riding the spiraling, spinning metallic massacre that passes for modern-day entertainment. These negotiations go on for the entire 2 hours spent in line and just when headway is being made a certain blond haired, green eyed young man getting off the ride will start screaming "DON'T MAKE ME DO IT AGAIN!!! IT'S HORRIBLE!! HORRIBLE!!!