There is a vision and hair gel requirement that will forever keep out of being a fighter pilot in the United States Air Force. However, I always feel as though I gain a glimpse into that world when a car comes out of a gas station and pulls up next to me at a stoplight having not secured their gas cap. I start frantically signing like their tail is on fire or they have a bandit on their 6 and I'm sure they are thinking I want to race or enlist them as a member of the Wootang Clan or something when in reality I am just carrying on the creed set forth by Maverick in Top Gun "I feel the desire for you not to spill gas on your tire."
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