The key to doing something nice for someone is not then going and bragging about it, so I apologize in advance.
Yesterday I walked into Dunkin Donuts and some of the employees were counting up money in the tip jar and one of them said "tips were terrible today, this is like 5 dollars short of our usual."
So I gave them a $5 and said "you guys do a great job."
I go in today and the girl behind the counter goes "Hey! It's 5 dollar guy!"
Can we all agree 5 Dollar Guy would be the name of the least successful rapper of all time?
Be on the lookout for my first two singles to drop "Riding Down the Street in my CR-V" and "I Grew Up in a Nice Home with Parents Who Loved and Supported Me"
I'm on my way people!
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