Sunday, February 12, 2017

Corporate Hoax Person

Hi, I'm Mark Woonton and these are the Top 10 Spokesperson gigs that will never happen

1. Campbell's Soup - "M'm! M'm! Good!" - Darth Sidious

2. Brylcreem - "A little dab'll do ya" - Cam Newton

3. Crest - "Look, Ma, No Cavities!" - Waka Flocka Flame

4, Forbes - "Capitalist tool" - Nicolas Cage

5. Guinness - "Guinness is good for you" - Shane MacGowan

6. Nike - "Just Do It" - Shia LaBeouf

7. Wendy's - "Where's the beef?" - Joe Budden and Drake

8. Capital One - "What's in your wallet" - Jesse James

9. Verizon Wireless - "Can you hear me now?" - Samuel L, Jackson

10. Calvin Klein - "Between love and madness lies obsession" - Leonidas I

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