To the delight of non-sports people everywhere the NFL Draft is out of the way and as an overall percentage of the population, very few lives were affected. However, a different draft has taken over national attention for the start of a different season, Allergy Season! Here are the results from Day One of the Allergy Draft:
Ojo State DryEyes had request to draft waterboys denied
With a dry spell during the winter season, Nasal Cavity State (NC State) used their 1st and 2nd round picks to draft the leagues projected top Runnyfronts
The Pit Stop Food Stealers continue to exclusively draft players out of San Dwich University who record the most Pancakes
The Washing-a-ton Irritated Redskins continue to favor players coming out of Poison Ivy League schools with their drafting of notoriously dirty player, Imaitch Suhmac
The Poison Oak Land Raiders are expected to have a short and obnoxious season causing everyone in their fan base to develop unhealthy and downright creepy looking skin
The Allegra D also appears to be riddled with problems ranging from headaches and memory loss to itching and constipation
The Kleenex Brands are looking for some relief after unproductive negotiations with top prospect Johnny FootCream who has now entered into talks with the Houston Ointments
And the silly and somewhat offensive leader for Team Mark is expected to mow for one yard this season
Stay tuned for up to the minute developments as the allergy season wears on right here at musingswithmark.blogspot.com
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