Do The Wave

You know what really grinds my gears? When people take a line from a TV show and use it as their own. I'm joking, what really grinds my gears is when people ask stupid rhetorical questions. Wrong again. No, but i do get mad when i walk by someone and I wave at them and they just put their hand out flat and put it up in the air. What they have just done is not legally considered a wave, because waving implies some sort of motion. You don't go out on a boat in the middle of the ocean on a calm day and say "look at all the waves" there needs to be movement. Listen, if I'm going to put forth the effort to rotate my wrist back and forth to show that I am happy to see you, all I ask is that you show the same effort.