I have a deeply rooted admiration and envy for those of you who can walk through a grocery store with the planning, purpose and precision of an MI6 agent moving toward an extraction point. Oftentimes, I have the pick up plan of a preschooler in a pinball machine.
"Ok, I'm going to get Pop Tarts, soda, chocolate milk, Nacho Cheese Doritos, a frozen pizza, grab a handful of grapes out of an open bag in the produce aisle to get my serving of fruit for the week and then because that's only five things, I can get in the express lane and I'm out of there!"
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