Saturday, March 17, 2018

Puppy Party

Having a puppy means that I perpetually walk around my house with the demeanor of a parent who is sure their kid had a party at the house while they were gone, but they haven’t found any evidence to support the theory yet. Except instead of beer and smokes I’m looking for pee and poop.

“Just be honest. Tell me what happened and I promise I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”

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