A Collection of Phobias and Their Definition

"Only thing we have to fear is fear itself."

Well, that and this list of the "Top 10 Phobias" and what they mean

1. Claustrophobia - The fear of seeing Santa Claus dressed as a storm trooper
2. Glossophobia - The fear of being asked to look at and edit a piece of work someone has written
3. Monophobia - The fear that when family game night comes around, someone picks Monopoly and everyone eventually dies of starvation
4. Aquaphobia - The fear of being at a party that has a DJ and living with the knowledge that someone could ask him to throw on "Barbie Girl" at any moment
5. Autophobia - The fear of the mechanic walking towards someone in the waiting area as he gets ready to tell them what's wrong with their car 
6. Globophobia - The fear of being beaten to death with a dodge-ball by by a fitness enthusiast who doesn't bleed his own blood
7. Androphobia - The fear that a cell phone on 1% battery life will die during the frantic quest for a charger
8. Philophobia -  The fear of being at a live concert filming of the Philadelphia Philharmonic and bumping into Phil Collins, Phil Wickham and Phillip Phillips and not having a pen and paper to get their autographs
9. Panophobia - The fear of a husband having to cancel his plans for the duration of this life and all of eternity because his wife said she wanted to stop into either a Panera Bread or Pandora Jewelry place "real quick."
10. Paraskevidekatriaphobia - The fear of not getting up the nerves to ask out that cute girl, Katrina, in time before Kevin invites her to go parasailing on the first date and have the whole thing videoed so they can watch it together on the second date.