This morning at work I invented a new sport! What happens is you go to restock the packets of butter, then drop one and when you go to pick it up you accidentally kick with your foot another 20 yards away. You run up and reach down to grab it only to have your ID badge fall off and onto the floor and send that sailing a solid solar system away. This process of crashing to the ground and kicking continues for about 90 minutes plus the stoppage time of explaining to a confused coworker what it is you are trying to accomplish.
The name I came up with for this series of unfortunate and unathletic events is Clocker Docker which is a mix of clumsy and soccer and ditzy and soccer with a minor spelling change to make it look better on paper (or on internet?) I am the creator, the founder, the best there ever has been and the best there ever will be.
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