The Light Bulb Conspiracy

I would like to issue a formal apology to the members of my family as living on my own has brought on the sad revelation of the number of times it was I that left that dish in the sink, left that light on or did not change out that toilet paper roll, for that I am sorry. It's amazing what happens when you have no one to pin things on. In other news, the amount of light turning on and off that I do throughout the day probably leads the people across the street to believe that I am gearing up for what is sure to be the most depressing Christmas light display of all-time.