Monday, January 30, 2017

When Bruce Banner is Banished

Throughout the vast majority of my life, I have had the misfortune of giving off this calm, chill demeanor which communicates to people that if someone were to punch me in the face, in all likelihood, I would respond by complimenting them on the strength and softness of their hands. This makes it all the more entertaining when a particular group of people sees me get angry for the first time, because they react in a similar way as if they had just discovered that one of their friends could sing really well.

"Wow! I didn't know you could do that! When did that start?"

"In high school, really."

"That's incredible! We should get you in front of Simon Cowell, he would love you!"

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