The top 3 most painful things I have ever experienced have been:
1. Shunt malfunctions
2. Gallstones
3. Ruptured appendix
However, a short while ago, another experience made a strong case for itself. I was holding who I thought was my nice little niece, but unbeknownst to me, Cloé had morphed into the sadistic spawn of Zinedine Zidane and she whipped her head back like a wicked Willow Smith and turned her beautiful baby brain container into a battering ram for reasons I’m sure I deserve, but are a bit unclear to me at the moment. This cranial collision caused a rather unfortunate rearranging of the four pieces of information on constant rotation in my head: 1. When rent is due 2. Where to find the mayo at work 3. Lines from Monty Python and the Holy Grail 4. A good portion of the names from the Detroit Red Wings 2002 Stanley Cup winning roster. I still love you, Cloé! 👶
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