When I was a kid I was in and out of the hospital quite a lot and a “tradition” that my dad and I had was when I finally got to go home, we would take all of the “Get Well Soon” balloons, release them off of the back deck and shoot them with BB guns. The good news is I have been hospital free for about a decade. The bad news is one of my neighbors just had one of those parade processions of cars decorated with streamers and balloons for someone’s birthday. The good news is I still got it. The bad news is I think I simultaneously ruined a birthday party and made it one they will never forget. “Hey man, welcome to Little Florida where we don’t do drive bys, we do drive thrus!”
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