Sleeping Streep

I would never claim to have the look or dramatic chops of an “A list” actor and I am probably more of a “Me list” actor, there is one scene in life where I seem to excel (Unnecessary explanation time and a horrifying glimpse inside the mind of Mark Woonton, the last word in the epilogue of the “ABC” song is “me” so if “A list” actors are the best and “t” equals 4 then we can conclude that “me list” actors are in fact the bottom of the barrel. Everyone onboard? Oh, you understand this whole time and I sound like a pompous, arrogant numbskull? My bad 😢.) If my phones ringing wakes me up and the person on the other end goes “Did I wake you up?” I think it is socially accepted that one lies in this situation. Even though it is tough to disguise, I have to be like “No, my voice always sounds like the Winter Warlock and Frankenstein had a child together. Come on, you know that my vocal cords are made out of both the leftover wood from a haunted house door and a medieval drawbridge.” I have been pretty convincing every time, so either the other person is like “okay, this kid is a lying piece of garbage, but I have things to do so I’ll keep it moving” or I am on point at all times and one dang fine dramatic actor. 😀