The Bet

Following my birth, a very sadistic and highly unprofessional team of doctors placed a wager. It has come to my attention that immediately after our introduction, you all have been given an opportunity to place a bet and “get in on the action.” The bet revolves around the first time in my life I would be in my room putting away laundry and accidentally shove my hand into a running ceiling fan whilst fixing an inside out pant leg. I was given an admittedly very generous over/under date of March 5, 2020. To anyone who showed some faith in me and took the over, I would just like to take a moment and say thank you for believing in me and express how truly, deeply sorry I am. 😢 I hope you didn’t lose too much money