Sober Games

Drinking games are interesting, it's like someone said "Let's invent a game that gets more and more difficult the longer you play it. Winning a drinking game is kind of like winning an eating contest because people are equal parts impressed while also thinking "This person has a problem." Do you like games, but hate drinking? Here are the top 10 drinking games guaranteed to keep your blood alcohol level at the same percent of the chance you have at scoring a date with Taylor Swift.

Every time you go to have a movie night with your family and everyone unanimously agrees on the first suggestion that is thrown out there

Every time an NFL analyst mentions the words "Playoffs" and "New York Jets" in the same sentence while also keeping an optimistic tone of voice

Every time you are having a political or social issues discussion  and someone says either "You know? I'm not 100 percent knowledgeable on the topic, so let me do some research and get back to you before I just start flapping off at the mouth" or "That's a good point. I've never looked at it that way before."

Watch a nationally televised spelling bee and every time they give a contestant a word and you think to yourself "I'm going to try to work that word into my daily conversations with people."

Watch an episode of "UFC Unleashed" and every time Mike Goldberg blinks, do a shot.

Watch an episode of "The Big Bang Theory" and every time you laugh, do a shot.

Listen to a country music radio station and every time a song DOES NOT mention a spouse or loved one leaving them, a dog dying or drinking a beer.......drink a beer

Listen to a rap music radio station and every time a song has no mention of alcohol consumption, violence and enunciates the "g" on a word with the suffix -ing, do a shot.

Watch an NHL game being called by Mike "Doc" Emerick and every time he gets through a play without wayyy overreacting to a shot that wasn't even that close or a hit that wasn't even that bad or using the word "swaggers", drink a Molson.

Watch a basketball game and do a shot every time the players get to a whistle without everyone's shoes sounding like an old car not braking in time to avoid crushing a bunch of baby birds