To all of the gym teachers that told me I'd never amount to nothing,
I'll have you know that this morning as I was getting my lunchbox out of my car, I put my coffee on the roof (which was admittedly a stupid decision) and as the glorious cup of Jesus juice began it's slide down the slippery sedan slope, I adjusted my lunchbox with one arm and with the other, I made a midair grab that would have impressed Julian Edelman. Last Pick in kickball and now I'm a first ballot Hall of Famer. Suck it!
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