An Apple A Day

I decided to have an apple instead of ice cream as a snack today so I grabbed out the apple slicer that you press down on the apple and it cuts it up evenly, but in the hands of someone who has the swordsman skills of that grumpy old hobbit sweeping his front porch, glaring at Frodo, Merry and Pippin in the Fellowship of the Ring, it very quickly became a dual-purpose item and turned into a thumb slicer. The coldness of the ice cream bowl is helping to heal my wounds from the McIntosh apples from Mordor