I was going to either write a status about my opinion on how the presidential debate went last night or write a status about how I am going to spend the entire day today pretending to be a Pokémon; vote now (no political pun intended)…………… Very well, Pokémon it is! I’m going to respond to everything that’s said to me today by going “MARK! MARK!”
Mark is challenged by a wild College!
College sends out Philosophy class.
Mark uses snooze bar.
It is not very effective.
College uses 8 a.m start time.
Mark has fallen asleep.
College uses Professor Throws Chalk at Slumbering Student.
It is not very effective.
Mark is fast asleep.
College uses Pop Quiz on Saint Anselm's Ontological Argument.
Mark wakes up!
College uses T.A hands out quiz
Mark is now confused!
College uses "You Need To Change The Wording On Number Four"
Mark is still confused
College uses Really Cute Girl Asks If Mark Has An Extra Pen
Mark Runs Away
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