Dive Bar Exam

Whenever I go out to eat, I can scour the menu for 20 minutes like I’m cramming for the dive bar exam and have my sides and main course memorized and I’m ready to articulate exactly how I want everything cooked, but apparently I had a hunger hypnosis placed on me as a child and the trigger phrase is “and for you.....” because I instantly turn into Patrick Star in line at the Krusty Krab like “Ummmmmm.” Thank goodness the test is always open book