DorkCenter Top 10

Sometimes I feel like I don’t get enough credit. Like when a pen rolls off the table and I catch it in midair and then look  around like “Did you see that?!?!” Then  I remember that I live by myself.

Or when I’m walking past a door that suddenly flies open so I juke out of the way and avoid being hit. I instantly get the impression that I should be dubbed the “Dion Lewis of the Doorways.” They ought to come up with something for situations like that. Something for people with no athletic aspirations whatsoever who show brief moments of brilliance, ya know? Like a “DorkCenter Top 10.”