Dear parents,
Please stop referring to a misbehaving child as being "fresh." This causes irreversible damage in the ever-absorbent mind of an infant. They will forever associate "fresh" with bad. Here adults wonder why kids won't eat their fruits and vegetables, we've scared it out of them! Listen, fresh children were not an okay idea when Jonathan Swift suggested them as an alternate food source in the 18th century and it's not okay now. Thank you!
Sincerely,
"Who the heck is this kid to lecture me about parenting?!"
No comments:
Post a Comment