Misquote

Hi, I'm Mark Woonton and these are top ten quotes and people who definitely didn't say them:

1. "You miss every shot you don't take." - John Wilkes Booth
2. "A penny saved is a penny earned." - Jeffrey Skilling
3. "You had me at hello." - Simon Konecki 
4. "Be yourself, everyone else is already taken." - Bruce Jenner
5. "So many books, so little time."  - Captain Beatty 
6. "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." - Drake 
7. "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."                      - Kanye West 
8. "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present." - Santa Claus
9. "If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything."  - Caroline Marcil  
10.  "Fairy tales are more than true! Not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten." - Michael Vick