The Buffer App

Business venture idea:

I have always had troubles getting up in the morning and coffee is just getting too darn expensive. Luckily, I believe that there's a solution to this problem

An alarm clock that features the voice of UFC announcer, Bruce Buffer.

5:30 comes around.......

"IT'S TIME!!!! The main part of your day! The three people judging you today will be your manager, your coworkers and anybody driving behind you. Live from your crappy little apartment, this is the moment you've been waiting for! A sixteen hour shift to determine what side effects little no exposure to sunlight and massive exposure to nicotine filled, vulgarity spewing coworkers has on the human psyche!"

"Introducing first, fighting to stay awake out of the sad and blue corner, this man is a hit once and run like hell style fighter, well-versed in Cross Country and Track and Field. Weighing in at an amount which recently caused a lady to say "Wow, you're really skinny." The inflection in her voice hinted that it was more out of concern than a compliment. Given the fact that the youngest sibling on both his mother and fathers' side are both over 6'2, he stands at a very resentful 5'8". That height is when he stands up straight, which let's face it, is basically never. He's had three highly educated neurosurgeons refer to him as "bright and articulate".........Mark Woonton!"

"Introducing next, fighting out of whichever Japanese city he was assembled in. He specializes in timely striking and intimidation tactics through volume capabilities of 80,000 decibels.Weighing in on every time I've made the decision to get out of bed in the morning. He stands at a height a little bit taller than that dresser that was a total pain in the ass to carry up the stairs when I moved in. He gets hit and thrown around a lot in the United States, but I hear he's a big deal in London.........The Alarm Clock!"

How stoked would you be getting out of bed every morning?

And no, there is no snooze button