January 1st: Statistically speaking this is going to be the busiest day of the year at your local gym, so do your part to thin the herd just a little bit and make the lives of the exercise enthusiast employees a little easier. Don’t be a part of that First Quarter spike that crowds up the CrossFit class! While people are piling into Planet Fitness, park yourself at P F Chang’s Chinese buffet! Why worry the staff at Workout World with a whirlwind of wannabes when you can work your way to the front of the line at Wendy’s in a matter of seconds! And thousands of meatheaded Midases will be headed to Gold’s Gym this morning, leaving the gateway to Golden Corral wide open!
Happy New Year everyone!
