When you get a call from a number you don't recognize, but you pick up anyway and the person on the other end is like "Hello, is this (insert name not commonly associated with the ethnicity, generation or gender you belong to) and you're like "no" and they apologize because apparently the person they are trying to get in contact with is just the coolest kid on the block and they feel sorry for the fact that you don't happen to be this awesome individual. So you hang up and 5 seconds later your phone rings again showing an incoming call......from the same number
If anyone has a quick French tutorial for dummies, I have to be Elisa, the spoiled rich exchange student from Limoges and heiress to the French Fry fortune in two minutes and tell this guy off
