Saturday, February 14, 2015

Happy Valentines Day, Mate

Being single on Valentines Day is kinda like being British on the 4th of July cuz you know you're missing out on something somewhere but it doesn't matter because you know you have a classier, sexier voice than everyone else

Sunday, February 1, 2015

Super Game, Even Spectacular Commercial

Super Bowl Sunday: The only day of the year when you "hold it" during the commercials and wait until the games back on to go to the bathroom